goon udder


you strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. it provides you with ease of consumption. warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
after my break up with cori i really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.

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