goon wank


a bl–dy w-nker of course! who also has goon-like qualities. see goonler, goonition, and goondued.
greg: wow this w-nker has got to be up to something odd… he always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

henry: sir, thats a goon w-nk for ya!

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