goondick


someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumb-ss. a goond-ck will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goond-ck, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having s-x with their friend’s underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.
so, i have this really great story that never really happened…
— charlie, you’re such a goond-ck.

if you don’t stop making fun of me, i’m gonna stick it in your cousin’s -ss.
— charlie, you’re such a goond-ck.

jamie, your microwave’s smarter than me.
— man, charlie you’re a goond-ck.
someone that is extremly “h-m-” but not actually h-m-s-xual. also refered to in short by goon.
i.e. brian paddock

dude you are such a goon d-ck.

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