goonin it up
when you walk around barefoot make unfunny jokes and behave in an over all douche bag manner. a typical goon is oblivious to that fact that they’re f-cking everything up for everyone and that they’re not f-cking funny at all.
the common goon outfit consists of a black wife beater, black gym shorts, barefeet, and a backwards hat that pushes their pet groomed hair into a faux-mullet.
they take extensive pride in their caveman looking girlfriends who they treat like sh-t anyway. when someone goons it up they usually take 1 step foward but 5 steps back.
a person who goons it up will commit an offense against an innocent person but expect the said innocent person to -ssume all guilt for their confronting of you. when someone goons it up in a confrontation they usually resort to light shoving and this obnoxious tactic of pointing their index finger in your face.
college kid 1: greg hasn’t taken his girlfriend out on a date yet and they’ve been goin out for 4 months.
college kid 2: yea, gregs really goonin it up.
college kid 1: wow, john hasn’t taken a f-ckin shower in over 3 days.
college kid 2: what do you expect, he’s always goonin sh-t up.
college kid 1: yo dylan why the f-ck are you wearing the same sh-t you wore yesterday and the day before??
dylan: im just goonin it up!
college kid 1: yo greg just asked me for money to take his girlfriend out on a date.
college kid 2: goonin it up as usual.
typical goon: i was just tryna be funny lolol!!
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