gooned
to get extreamly drunk
i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.
to be run over by a car
jim: woah dude don’t cross the street yet you don’t want to get gooned
david: yeah, you’re right, i’d rather not get gooned
to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you’d look like a mole)
wait- what was i just talking about? god, i’m gooned.
verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, rtc, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
frank: “jim! have you seen todd? i haven’t seen him in a couple of days.”
jim: “you didn’t hear? todd got gooned the other night! he put up a good fight though. the goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply.”
the act of making a joke or witty remark about someone while in their presence. usually it is uncalled for which can be termed as a “drive by gooning”
example.(conversation with a friend with a headache)
since you have a headache i will stop making jokes and let you be.
so is it a sick to your stomach type, or just want quiet type. (i am asking how bad the headache is)
now the response.
“just the quiet type, wait did you mean my headache or your humour?”
there, that was me being “gooned” arghhh.
being high off of ketamine.
i’m so gooned right now! lets sniff another gooner!
1. to get beaten, pushed, or pwned by a goon or member of a goon squad
2. to have slept with a goon or member of a goon squad
1. that motherf-cker got verbally gooned!
2. that chick totally got gooned last night.
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