Goonerbating



masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

goonerbaters normally have no social life because they m-st-rb-t- for hours on end.
“k.quigs missed cl-ss because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools.”

see “pig dool.”

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