goonition
a procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surp-ssed all others.
goon: a large piece of scr-p metal just bonked me on the head cause i think that girl just hypnotized me with that s-xy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. yyyyyeah!
zacky: haha so true yo, i don’t understand but d-mn you make a good point.
goon: its goonition, you fell for it.
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