goonja
a goon ninja. individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. usually, highly skilled at making long “run on” sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audience’s attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
terry enters the room
terry: what up peeps?
terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
jim: hey terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
terry: i was going to place it on a random door kn-b so n-body will go into that room. not because i or anyone is having s-x in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
jim: ok, now i like the sounds of that.
terry: it’s a goonja act. you can thank me later.
terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
jim to himself: now that’s a goonja.
Read Also:
- Wakeford
ultra cool guy who f-cks kirsty’s, in friends beds and brakes them! despite that listens to cool music and loves the pussaay. woah wakefords are so cool!
- Squirrel derby
a situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity. that meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!
- mundus mortuus
the feeling of loss and emptiness you have after a fictional series is over. literally, “world death.” after marathoning “dead like me,” i realized i would never see another new episode and was overcome by mundus mortuus.
- Wake the fuck Up
saying made up by no sleep gang in hitboynsg’s song wake up. meant to be said with emphasis on f-ck! when said to a person, they must feel threatened to wake up or you will die. just playin but its no sleep gang, so we suggest you wake up! “no sleep gang so wake the […]
- dulcunt
(dull-kənt) a person of limited intelligence who also happens to be a jerk; compound of “dull c-nt” i love that she kept mispr-nouncing words as she tried to insult us–what a dulc-nt.