goonpie


refers to an individual who is clumsy, awkward, stupid, and just doesnt fit in everyday situations. it is common for a goonpie to be ugly, or kinda look like they have a permanent thizz face.
“did you see floyd’s outfit the other day? what a goonpie!”

“look at jon trying to spit his game, all the girls know he’s a goonpie.”

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