goons


known as gangstaz and killers. partners who ride and die together.
1)”i’ll come to your house, me and my goons
loadin up bangers, ridin under the moon
throwin up fingers sayin “my side rule”-lil wayne

2)you shouldnt had f-cked wit tyrone, his goons are comin to whoop your -ss.

well-known slang term in s-xual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of c-mming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as a avid masturbator. the term has been in frequent use for at least ten years, perhaps emerging from the physical look of one who is “gooning” or “in the goon,” which is a self-possessed, gl-ssy eyed stare of stupidity (thus, an oaf). also known as “bator mush” and “slain in the bate.”
there i was, stroking for hours, and i was into the goon so deep that a bomb could have gone off next door, and i would not have noticed.

whenever we m-st-rb-t- together, i like to watch him goon on his p-n-s … he really gets into it.
generally slow witted, or goofy.

also of either poor quality in character, dress, or personality
wanna go hang out with loui?

no man, that kid’s such a goon.
someone hired to rough someone up, usually someone big and dumb who commits acts of violence for money.
i’ll show those fools, i’ll hire a couple of goons to give those b-tt-pummeling -ss clowns a fresh one accross the face. fist!
cheap wine. often comes in a 4 litre cask for around $10 australian dollars.
‘magic goon’ is wine mixed with lemonade, oj etc.
most commonly said in australia.
“what else can get you f-cked for $2.50aud?”
“that is sum nasty -ss goon.”
a plural form for the members of somethingawful. these elite group of people have highly talented photoshop skills(some anyway).
“let’s see what the goons have posted today…”
the cheapest possible cask wine.

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