Goontard


usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.
please stop acting like a total goontard.
like a f-cktard but think goonier. the epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.
“my boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards”
an extremely stupid person. a major moron
tom is such a goontard

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