goopwhack


verb.

to subscribe an unsuspecting victim to gwyneth paltrow’s goop newsletter

executed as an act of hatred or adoration
“i think that square-faced c-nt nancy keeps goopwhacking me!”

“let’s goopwhack people we hate all weekend.”

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