Goosahopgoodshophoof


a half-goose half-goat creature with a great shopping sense and the ability to jump three times its own height. may also apply to an artistic depiction of said animal.
person 1: omg, i need new clothezzzz
person 2: omgeee have the goosahopgoodshophoof help you, he has great shopping sense and can jump and get things from the top shelves.

person 1: that’s a really nice goosahopgoodshophoof you have in your living room.
person 2: thanks, i got it from gregory greggson’s goosahopgoodshophoof emporium.

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