goose cleaning


the s-xual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose’s abdominal cavity typically through its -n-s and saying, “this is how you do it boys.” the person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. the person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. it is a popular s-xual fetish in the south where large quant-ties of birds are shot and cleaned for food. it has been deemed inhumane however to insert a p-n-s into the goose because that would be b-st–lity.
my hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, “goose cleaning,” he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.

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