goose egg
zero
the way the number is shaped is similar to a goose’s egg.
i played a tennis match and was goosegged, i lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0
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a large lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.
“d-mn did you see that big ole goose egg on his head after he got hit?”
3
when a man takes a sh-t into a girls v-g-n-
taylor hovered over katie johnson as he gave her the greatest goose egg of her life
4
nothing; a quant-ty of no significance or importance.
i went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.
5
right before bursting in your partners b-tt after performing -n-l s-x, quickly pull your d-ck out, and stick your b-lls in her b-tthole. this should paint the image of a mother goose giving birth to thus youngst
dude,i was at kyles house last night and i totally gave his mom a gnarly gooseegg
6
buds of the cannabis plant (marijuana). the word goose eggs is commonly used in portland, or.
“hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got.”
“wow, we’re gonna get h-lla blazed tonight!”
7
a vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.
after gwendolyn gave frank a really good bl-w j-b his d-ck immedietely went to damp “goose egg” satus.
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