goose noodle

when one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (the drunkard must have a bmi of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) then the person grabs someone between their b-tt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. aka a goose noodle.
my friend andrew is a goose noodle.

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