goose papoose
the most efficient method to capture a goose whose leg has been ensnared by fishing line in an attempt to remove debris. using only whit, athleticism, and a blanket, a p-ssing animal lover might wrap a blanket around the injured creature, there by preventing injury to the beast during the removal of the foreign object and saving the goose’s leg.
side note: while the goose in distress might be calmed by this method, a possible side effect could be m-ssive incontinence.
holy sh*t, that magnificent sh*t show of a women just ran up and goose papoosed that poor thing like a pro! and now she is taking it to the vet to save it! hope she brought a trash bag, that could get messy.
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