Goose
a verb, which means to grab someone between their b-tt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. the most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. the fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. it is normally done while the “receiver” is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn’t be done without clothes.
what the…oh man, i’ve just been goosed!
he goosed me so hard it bruised my -n-s!
the reason i have skid marks on my undies must be because i was goosed ealier today.
“man, don’t goose me again, okay?”
“ah, c’mon, what’s a little goossing between friends?”
a ram is a ram, a donkey is an -ss, and a ram in the -ss is a goose.
what is good for the -ss squeezer is good for the -ss squander.
a highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
any action involving poking or proding of one’s b-ttock’s as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
“let’s go goose that ugly b-tch in the granny panties!”
the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party
mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumb-ss
to goose; to wingman until you’re no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.
“did you see pete pull a goose on friday? as soon as i said i was taking her home he was gone!”
(slang): a gangster.
a goose roams the streets at night.
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