Goosed Out


goosed out is the the state of being f-cked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.

to achieve the level of “goosed” you must be so f-cked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose b-mps to form on the surface of your skin. hence the term’s name.
“jesus devon, i was so f-cking goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming “will you get off of me life!” n-gg- i was goosed”

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