goose’fappin
1) german slang term from the brasche origins meaning the art of self love with a live goose.
2) the act of a goose preforming self love.
3) the act of wearing a goose costume while performing self love. aka doin the hans !
…” oh man… i cant wait for my new furry goose suit. gonna get in to some serious hans style goose’fappin this weekend”
… you think mother duck over there would be into some goose’fappin ?
…. hey billy… you see the goose in the water over there… i think he’s goose’fappin !
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