this is the ending result of going “mortal kombat” on your p-n-s while masturbating. when you are near complete..in a rapid stroke…you yell “finish him!” afterwords, you blow you load and that is “gootality!”
my office sp-ce is a total mess after my stroke fest ending in gootality!
slang for ‘motherf-cker stop poking me!’ ‘mokoke!’ or ‘you best mopoke!’ slang for ‘motherf-cker stop poking me!’ mopoke! or mopoke fool!
a mostly harmless monster or “boogeygirl.” known for giving unsolicited advice and eating your cookies after jumping out from hidden places. i was scared when the sahjo jumped out of my closet, but then she just told me how to fix my hair and asked where the oreos were.
- Sailor's wank
the practice of numbing one’s action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation. i.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion. so called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative […]
- Gor blimey
a minced oath: a contraction of the phrase “g-d blind me”. an expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. used mostly in the uk, even though “g-d blimey” was used in 1922 book ‘ulysses’. gor blimey! this music sucks -rs-!
someone who is an expert at playing the role of ‘doctor’ from the popular saying ‘wanna play doctor?’ she doctors me right! i get stiff from thinking about making her my doctor.