Gootch Pearl
the buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, s-m-n, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates b-lls of nastyness for a day or so.
d-mn fat-ss got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat f-ck.
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someone who licks other’s gouch’s for a reward or for money. like a ‘gouchst-tute’ (gouch prost-tute) hey dude, ill lick your gouch for a longboard! hey man be careful in my hood’ there are gouch goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.
- graff shakedown
a manuever best described as dangling a person upside down by holding their legs and viciously jolting them until all loose change and belongings are on the floor. also used to teach that certain person a lesson in humility. you better watch yourself b-tch or you’ll be getting the graff shakedown.
- grambit
a disease where those infected have the constant feeling of creepy-crawlies on their skin and experience very itchy skin. it can be contracted by sitting on infected furniture or spending excessive time with unclean people in unclean places. i slept on that nasty couch and now i have grambit
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- Religohol
like alcohol except the more you drink the more religious you get. i drank to much religohol and became a priest.