Gooter
when her gut sticks out further than her hooters!
the group of trashy ladies came walking down the street in their tight shirts and low pants highlighting their gooters!
a gooter is a womans external genitalia
p-ssy, f-nny, gee
when an old woman’s hooters meet her gut. a spinoff of gunt. sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman’s pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.
old drunk woman: hey there young man, do you have a cigarette i can have?
me: no i sure don’t. but can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos
abbreviation for a granny scooter. an old person’s mobility scooter.
look at that b-tch fly on her gooter!
someone who is a big fan of alex goot
guy 1: “do you like alex goot?”
guy 2: “dood, i love alex goot!”
guy 1: “ohhh, you gooter!”
stands for gay scooter and is used to refer to 2 men riding on the same scooter…found very predominantly in south florida.
if you go to south beach there is a gooter on every corner.
a bad case of diahrrea
oh man! i got a bad case of the gooters from the white castle sliders i ate last night.
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