goozmaster
1. a person, usually who understands persian, able to gooz (fart) at will and usually several times in a row.
2. the -ss of such a person, esp. while farting
3. term used to describe such a person as if he’s some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
yuck! that’s the third time you goozed in a row. you must be the goozmaster 3.0
whhheeeeeeww! move over there, get your goozmaster 5000 away from me.
i’m a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
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