granny swear


v. to swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as “dogonit,” “fiddlesticks,” and other mild interjections such as these.
grandmother: “oh fiddlesticks! i burnt the biscuits. dogonit if this darn oven don’t work right.”
john: “wow, granny, don’t you know you shouldn’t granny swear?”

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