gopher knobbin


the act of eating a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.
i was in a rush to get home but i was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before i knew it i was gopher kn-bbin.

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