Gopher Punch


a sucker punch of odd circ-mstances. it’s usually used to refer to someone who “popped out of nowhere” to hit someone. recipients are usually stunned momentarily before the fight is over (through no act of the “gopher”.) to attack someone randomly and without warning. usually ends a fight.
patches: -being choked by vinni-
vinni: -choking patches-
mikey: -comes running up from across the street and gopher punches patches in the face, then runs off-
vinni: what the f-ck was that?!

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