gordbag
a proletariat homeowner. youll find godbags in permiating urban areas of any major city. they also make up the majority of home owners in rural areas. they tend to have credulous personalities combined with a laid back temperment. these qualities make them particularity appetizing to door to door hvac salespeople. this is because there is a strong positive correlation between the homeonwer’s degree of gordiness and the probability that they will be susceptible to fall prey to high pressure sales tactics to purchase over priced hvac equipment within minutes of conversation.
the typical gordbag is a home owner between the age of 50 and 75 whos house value is between 70k – 200k. the gordbag usually has at least 20k in equity in their home which enables liens to be place on their property if they choose to stop making payments for the equipment they were duped into purchasing.
i just bodied that gordbag for 3 units. his house was so gordie lets hope he geys2 approved. *crosses fingers*
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