Gordo

it’s spanish for “fat”
necesito amar de un ruso gordo
mentally and physically, “not all there,” to some degree or other.
staring into sp-ce, tripping on sidewalk cracks, etc are ways to be gordo.
spanish word used to describe a loved one. although it also means fat in spanish, if you called a loved one gordo, then it is an affectionate term.
te quiero muchisimo, gordo.
some who has consumed m-ss amounts of alcohol, or drugs, or a combination of the two and is so drunk/high that he/she can’t function any more.
scott: man you guys see parker last night
marc: ya, he was throwing up everywhere
nicholas: ya he was gordo
1. the spanish word for “fat”.

2. a common enemy in the kirby series of games published by nintendo. they appear small, round and spikey with two eyes in the middle. they are notable for being immune to all forms of damage, forcing the player to simply avoid them.
1. bob: man, that guy across the street is such a gordo, d-mn.
bill: you’re pretty gordo yourself, bro.

2. jeff: so i was playing kirby super star the other day, and i couldn’t get past this line of gordos!
phil: you f-cking suck.
someone of a higher intelligence. superior in nature. as early as the 1400’s this name was given to men with extrordinary wisdom, charm and physical appeal.
king gordo was the greatest man that ever lived
the best #@$#ing mexican restaurant in the bay!
-what’d you get man?
-super carne asada with sour-cream and guacamole from gordo’s, you know!
-aww sh-t, did it explode?
-nah, i got the good guy, he wrapped that sh-t tight!