Gordon Freeman Syndrome



the effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. this is named after gordon freeman of the half-life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.
1. why does chrono have gordon freeman syndrome?

2. bro, link doesn’t have gordon freeman syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.

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