Gordoned


intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or -j-c-l-t- on the head of an acquaintance. to be so wasted you sh-t on a slide and then fall into it.
“hey man are you drinking tonight”
“yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!”
“are you sure we have exams this week”
“don’t give a dump”
to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad add get attacked
matt was gordoned while waiting for the big a.

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