Goretard
someone who is a r-t-rd and makes outrageous claims like al gore
“i invented the internet”, said matt. “don’t be a gor-t-rd”, retorts christian.
a person who believes al gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be “green”, “eco-friendly” or “organic”, etc. also known as “greentards” or “ecotards”
man, i set up a tent at the g8 protest and made a killing off of these gor-t-rds by selling them bottled tap water i labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. dipsh-ts!
Read Also:
- Rusty Plunger
this is where the man performs oral s-x with the woman’s -n-s while inserting his fist into her v-g-n-. this is the female version of the rusty trombone. last night while fisting my girlfirend from behind and with her -ss in my face i decided what a perfect opportunity to perform a rusty plunger.
- Goreagle
a goreagle is the b-st-rd child of zeus and the mythical phoenix, as there usual friday and sat-rday night f-ck sesh developed into much more, the epic sp-wn known as the goreagle. half eagle, half gorilla, 3/4 bad-ss muh f-cker 1/2 wonka fun dip. “dude did you hear? alec was eatin by a goreagle!!”
- Mittlekins
a girl who gives you a hand job while wearing mittens. “dude, that chick is such a mittlekins, my sh-t is chaffed.”
- Heart shaped box
the freakiest video nivana ever made. much better when you don’t have to see a little girl in a ku klux klan running around and a guy in a santa hat being crucified. was originally heart shaped coffin. instant trauma, see heart shaped box! song performed by nirvana. written by kurt cobain to express how […]
- Waterbomb
the smoothest drink around. -1 ounce of h2o which is then dropped into a half gl-ss of water. the resulting combination is then slammed back leaving the drinker incredibly refreshed. jerry: i love jagerbombs! peter: eff that, you ever tried a waterbomb!?! the act of simulating the sound of a bong rip and making physical […]