Goretard


someone who is a r-t-rd and makes outrageous claims like al gore
“i invented the internet”, said matt. “don’t be a gor-t-rd”, retorts christian.
a person who believes al gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be “green”, “eco-friendly” or “organic”, etc. also known as “greentards” or “ecotards”
man, i set up a tent at the g8 protest and made a killing off of these gor-t-rds by selling them bottled tap water i labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. dipsh-ts!

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