gorgan splatter


a non-toxic splattering substance. a splatter from the habitual gorgan family. unlike other splatters the gorgan is known for splattering on it’s own will. they usually come in the bakers dozen and have been found on madagascar with swarms of 3 foot long ants marching around them as if they were sacred.
oh man! my gorgan splattered everywhere!

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