Gorilla Clap
a gorilla clap is for those moments where regular clapping isn’t enough; situations including (but not limited to):
– moments of outrage, disbelief, or inebriation
– joy or exuberance because of success
the act of gorilla clapping is when an individual uses their feet, instead of their hands, to clap: toes touching toes, heels touching heels. best performed while sitting. gorilla claps can be just as loud as normal claps–be careful not to gorilla clap too hard because your soles may be weak. light gorilla clapping, at first, is a good way to get yourself prepared for fierce gorilla clapping stamina.
(should one also clap with their hands, while they are gorilla clapping, than the act remains a gorilla clap.)
example 1
friend 1: dude you totally c-ck blocked us last night at club venue.
friend 2: impossible, i remember the evening entirely.
friend 1: you started gorilla clapping in the club and all the girls thought you were crazy and drunk.
friend 2: whoops, i should not gorilla clap in public.
example2
-a grueling mario kart race ends with a decisive finish, the winner proceeds to gorilla clap and mocks the losers-
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