mockdocdouchologist


individual that dispenses medical advice despite a lack of any formal medical training. diagnosis is typically less than favorable
mockdocdouchologist diagnosis-” oh you have fatigue and chronic headaches? it’s probably cancer. you should take an anti-depressant.”

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