Gorilla Heffer Pig


a fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

what would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of “brundelfly” telepod accident.

perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.
doglet: jesus mate you look like sh-t! what happened?

tonno: i got wasted last night and woke up next to a gorilla heffer pig.

doglet: harsh times.

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