gorilla mask

after a lovely evening at olive garden (red lobster can be subst-tuted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to partic-p-te in intercourse. prior to -j-c-l-t–n position the face of your said partner directly in front of your p-n-s organ and release your seeds upon their face. upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners p-b-s and throw them on your partners face. at this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.
tate – “yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad.”

william madison iii – “i know, i really like the balsamic vinegrette.”

tate – “i’m on the fence about it, it’s a bit peppery”

william madison iii – “how did the rest of the evening turn out”

tate – “following dinner i ended up at mervyn’s being chased by a gorilla mask.”

william madison iii – “the fitting rooms there have horrible lighting.”
while having s-x with a partner pull out and squirt your special man sauce on the womens face. before she can react throw your freshly shaved pubic hair on the gooey mess. the mending of the sp-nk and pubic hair will give the appearance of a naked women wearing the mask of a gorilla.
i didn’t give her a pearl necklace, i gave her an gorilla mask!
when a person shaves their p-b-s & glues them to a sleeping persons face.
you see johnny this morning? yeah peter gave him a nasty gorilla mask
the end result of shaving one’s p-b-s and gluing them to someones entire face as prank or punishment.
jeff’s dumb–ss got drunk and p-ssed out again, so we gorilla masked him.
immediately after blowing your load on a girls face, pull out some of your p-b-s and throw them on her face. they will stick in the goo and there you go…. gorilla mask
i don’t know what is taking her so long in the washroom. how long could it take to wash off a gorilla mask. she’s your sister you go get her
before you have s-x, trim or yank out pubic hair and place it on the night stand next to the bed. engage in any s-xual position you like. when you are going to nut pull out and shoot on her face. after you shoot on her face grab the pubic hair and throw it in her face. this will cause the hair to stick therefore creating the gorilla mask.
it is in the definition.gorilla mask.
a “s-xual act” involving a handfull of shaved pubic hair thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial
i brought that b-tch home from the club and got her -ss ready for halloween with a gorilla mask

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