Gorilla Smack


when a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.
while i was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if i was alright and i said, “yeah, i just got gorilla smacked.”

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