Gorilla Wipes


another name for “toilet paper”. the sounds that come from the bathroom during this time are very much like those of a gorilla. so it is now the wipes of a gorilla.
connor: “yo haley, you alright in there? your sounding like a f-cking gorilla”

haley: “yo b-tch, can you get me some gorilla wipes. ive ran out of toilet paper”

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