when you realize christolph waltz is too good of a detective
exuse me sir what’s your name?
oh uhhh- gorlomi
exuse me what?
one more time please sir
*whispers in a semi-southern american semi-italian accent*
- white trump
when a male nuts on a chick with a spray tan yo i gave my b-tch a white trump
- tiger party
a social gathering involving vicodin, dilaudid, xanax, ambien and thc, all of which were found in tiger woods’ system at the time of his dui arrest. johnnie had to get dropped off at the er because he couldn’t handle the tiger party
when you have a designer at your startup that you use before any other designers available to you both internally or externally. designer before anyone else. hayley, great job on these designs. you are 100% my dbae. who did these designs? my dbae? they’re great. june is not my dbae.
- chapter 55
chapter 55 is where rhys and feyre accept their mating bond exists and f-ck each other for an example of adult content, turn to chapter 55 of acomaf
- mike zavala
a g-y as h-ll guy who wants to f-ck ur daddy and your kids in your sleep 😴 he is basically santa clause and also when he bangs them he breacks their back with his 999,999,999,999,999.99 pound weight hey your as g-y as “mike zavala”