gormless
brainless. lacking in intelligence.
my brother in-law is a gormless twit.
stupid or slow-witted; adjective – (oxford english dictionary definition) also describes one who is lacking in composure, grace, intellect, style etc.
a nick-name for one whose attributes are all of the above.
tom: that guy is so gormless, he really doesn’t have a clue! it’s actually hilarious to watch… from a distance.
d-ck: yeah, i really cant stand that guy! i’d never invite him to a party.
harry: guys, chill, it can’t be easy to wake up every morning and have to face not only the world but also yourself. have some comp-ssion for the dude; he’s clearly got problems.
brian: sometimes i just feel so, so, so gormless!
briana: hmm, ‘gormless’, rhymes with formless, chormless, hormless…
brian: that’s not helpful.
briana: perhaps if you thought about your words before you spoke them… hmm? after all, the definition of a gentleman is ‘one who says what they mean and means what they say’!
“the man gormlessly(<-adverb) spent his life with his proverbial foot in his mouth; always the moment killer, cringe worthy comment maker, lie starter and sh-t stirrer. he had made many enemies out of friends and had a lot to atone for." a dozy, vacant expression. oblivious to ones surroundings, mouth agape. "wake up you gormless tw-t!" someone who couldn't find their -rs- with both hands. paris hilton, george w bush definition: 1. a lack of intelligence, or a person or thing of less, or fewer, intelligence. 2. less than intelligent. related form: gorm + less - adjective gorm - noun. intelligence, intelligent less (ref: www.dictionary.com) –noun 7. a smaller amount or quant-ty... –adjective. smaller in size... the existing definitions of 'gorm' define the word gormless. a person, male or female, whose intellect is sub-par. they say and do things that make you scratch your head. they have the tendency to either drool and/or acc-mulate that white stuff at the corners of their mouth. they tend to be slovenly people with no sense of style and their bodies tend to look as-xual. 1. "f-ck me, look at that gormless b-st-rd, what is that?" 2. "is that a boy or a girl?" 3. "are those t-ts or man t-ts?" 4. "i wouldn't f-ck that gormless b-tch with a ten foot bargepole" entirely bereft of gorm. the gormless marketroid didn't realize that he was being had. 1 2 next › last »
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