gornament


a huge, oversized gl-ss christmas ornament, on average about 200 millimeters in diameter. commercially available in specialty and big-box warehouse stores, and almost exclusively bought by shopping-mall holiday decorators and people with 50-foot pine trees in their yard.

a combination of gorn (as in the lizard people on star trek) + ornament.
i need 30 4-packs of gornaments. they’re for the story-high wreath behind santa’s throne at briarwood mall.

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