Goron


someone who blindly follows the teachings of al gore. it is a combination of gore and moron.
goron (s) actually believe in global warming. if al said it, it must be so.
gorons can be thought as creatures that live in the video game franchise legend of zelda. if a person takes a deper look one can see that they refer to the beaners of the video game world. they are dark skined and live in a rural place where they can eat spicy rocks all the time they want. you often see them sleeping, as in the pictures of a mexican sleeping next to a palm tree. when theres a party, these people know how to party and dance. they live in big families and are often seen selling things. they are the only characters know that immigrated to other parts, and when they do they sell things at different corners.
i just bought some oranges from that goron at that corner.
a person who intentionally f-cks up a multiplayer game online for the benefit of his or her amus-m-nt, typically the goron uses hacks to completely devestate his or her team usually resulting in vicious remarks to said person.
e.g.(killing teamates, weapon-jacking, alerting members of the other team to your teams position, screaming into the mic or spamming)

dude gtfo you goron
a stone eatig creature that lives in mountain areas such as death mountain. (as seen in legend of zelda:ocarina of time)
one who is extremly fat and lazy
josh is a f-ckin goron!!
f-ckin fat-ss
a person from the town of gore, southland, new zealand. known as such because all people from gore are also ‘morons’ hence, a goron.
whilst he is a moron, al gore is not a goron, because he is not from gore.

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