a teacher at mcewen high school known for giving a sh-t ton of undoable homework and tests which are only a few questions long so if you get one wrong, you make a failing grade and fail all your cl-sses and fall into a depression, ultimately taking your own life to avoid the humiliation of having to face your parents with these grades.
straight-a student: “mr. gorzny gave us quiz and i failed horribly.”
other straight-a student: “same!”
both laugh hysterically whilst slitting their own wrists.

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