Gossip mycelia


mycelia are the vegetative part of a fungus consisting of a m-ss of branching threadlike hyphae. it’s thought that mycelia can decompose organic compound thus absorbing the nutrients from the environment. gossip mycelia are a m-ss of branching hyphae of the “gossip queen”. gossip queen use this mycelia to decompose human minds thus absorbing the most valuable part of the human being-the spirit and conscience. you, me or anyone could be one part of the gossip mycelia of the gossip queen. we together consist of this m-ssive gossip mycelia like a huge gossip network. try to imagine how ugly the fungi mycelia can be. the gossip mycelia are much uglier.
“you slept with jack’s wife?” i asked.
“how do you know?” he asked surprisingly.

“who can escape the powerful gossip mycelia?” i laughed.

Read Also:

  • Go Suck a Man's Dick

    verb; made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named ol’ danny boy. now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to. (verb)~ (you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and […]

  • goth on a stick

    it pretty much means that a goth is in trouble and u got to go help him. scepter: oh look there’s a goth on a stick. mace: lets go get him todd: yahh ok. a term adopted by many youtubers (from the popular online series “goth lyfe”), which has now broken forth onto the mainstream. […]

  • go to church

    the place for a scared gangsta who takes on a dangerous job, but decides to back out of the plan at the last minute. he is all talk but no action. “if you a scared m-th-f-ka, go to church – you knew the job was dangerous when you took it” a phrase used when excessevly […]

  • Shampoo banana

    local term for the “twin cities” of champaign and urbana in illinois. these two cities are usually just considered one area, but champaign-urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. people from anywhere else usually don’t get it. these people often pr-nounce the s in illinois as well. ted: where you live? […]

  • Shaqueefa

    i really bad–ss, icky girl at your school, usually chubby, but there are exceptions. ken: whoa, did you see that? zane: see what? ken: shaqueefa. zane: ugh, she’s gross!


Disclaimer: Gossip mycelia definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.