Got a turd in your pocket?
what you say when someone wrongfully -ssumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. another way of saying “what do you mean we?”
holly: “i told my cousin we would help him move this weekend.”
ramon: “got a t-rd in your pocket?”
holly: “excuse me?”
ramon: “you said ‘we’ so you must be referring to yourself and the t-rd in your pocket. i have plans this weekend.”
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