Got Schlonged


according to donald trump, hillary clinton got schl-nged by barack obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. this is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your -ss handed to you ,etc.
she (hillary) was gonna beat (obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 democratic presidential primary), and she got schl-nged, she lost.

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