GOT TOM


verbiage used to enhance the humor of a single situation.
becherer just robbed erin of her last bagel bite…got tom!

johnson just showed us the bill for the club, $800…got tom!

courtney woke up and screamed after she saw erin lurking over her in bed…got tom!

dutch boy and johnson got pulled over in shaun’s car at 4am because it has expired tags. shaun failed to mention that before he drove home with the ladies…got tom!

becherer ordered the grouper and it tasted like a bk fish sandwich…got tom!

nick was designated driver sat-rday…got tom!
verbiage used to enhance the humor of a single situation.
becherer just robbed erin of her last bagel bite….got tom!

johnson just showed us the bill for the club, $800…got tom!

courtney woke up and screamed after she saw erin lurking over her in bed… got tom!

dutch boy and johnson got pulled over in shaun’s car at 4am because it has expired tags. shaun failed to mention that before he drove home with the ladies…got tom!

becherer ordered the grouper and it tasted like a bk fish sandwich…got tom!

nick was designated driver sat-rday…got tom!

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