gotard

a rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.
the gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.
n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.
he will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.
a person who’s primary mode of locomotion is a wheelchair. crippled person.
i go-tards should be forced to ride on the bike rack on the front of the bus so the other p-ssengers are less inconvienenced.
alternate spelling: go-tard

an extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. usually they will be drunk, but not always. highly suggestable.

a person who has a lot of “get up and go,” but only for r-t-rded, dangerous actions.
you: i don’t think you should fight that guy. he’s twice your size and has a “marines” tatoo. and he’s talking to a cop, like, right now.
gotard: i’m doing it! float like a b-tterfly, sting…uhh, how does the rest of that go?

you: don’t you need a parachute for this?
gotard: no, just watch. it’ll be awesome.
n. a proactively stupid individual. one who seeks embar-ssing situations and is strangely proud of the results.

also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a go-tard as well.
that hollering go-tard took a swing at a cop, last night!
a person who really makes a fool out of his/her self and doesnt realize that untill something horrible happens
a person mixes clorine and alcohol and shakes it and blows their hand off. that person is a gotard
in grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.

“the gotarded wrestler tried to guillotine me from my guard before slamming me.”-aesopian

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